Witches are in Salem. That’s in Oregon.

Right? Buncha chicken little Henny Pennys.

Oh! “Professor Flans” = Flansburgh! Duh, me.

It’s funny that it’s such a common misperception among kids that there’s a special song about it! What is this from?

Sorry, deGrasse, but I started using “elemeno” 47 years ago. Asked my big sister how to spell it and everything.

...with a knee and fork.

There were so many serial killers in SoCal in those days, it can be hard to keep ‘em straight! :-)

(But that was Rodney Alcala)

I looooove that she threw in the “blessed day” at the end! The whole bit captures that double-speaking cynicism of our fearless leaders.

And it was the n word that got Hogan fired from WWE, including his removal from their Hall of Fame and Hogan merchandise removed from the WWE shop.

Whoa, that pudding-bowl-haircut kid is Ben Affleck?

I don’t remember that one! I’ll have to look it up.

The Great Whale Conservancy rescued a humpback whale in Mexico a few years ago, all on video; hopefully this will help alleviate the aftertaste of Blackfish -

What?! You mean...take kids...out of doors...to engage with...nature??

We have barn swallows nest in our garden shed every year. A couple of years ago I was puttering around in the shed when I heard some weird little flippa-flappa in the rafters — the babies had started fledging right over my head. A parent would swoop in, escort a fledgling outside for a practice run, come back, swoop…

Oh, man, that’s beautiful!

True! “Blen” really captures it; even the mouth feel is appropriate.

This is a delightful little piece; I wish I could pee in a sink. Also, I’m much pleased by the autocorrected “el doable”.

Well, see? The war on drugs may be a failure, but the war on women’s healthcare continues apace! Success!

Also see: Kathleen Battle. Of all the actual divas that wandered through the Metropolitan Opera over the course of 100+ years, she just happened to be the worst?