This would be correct if she appeared on The Flintstones.

...she walked in to him butt servicing his sugar daddy...

No! No fair! Only two of those words meant anything to me. Which “orbit” are we talking about??? What do you mean by “mean something to you”? Should I know “Priyanka Chopra”? Is she a waist trainer?!?

Omigod, I’m dying.

“Farwell”?

Ah! Thanks for clarifying. Makes much more sense than “let’s eat mom.”

Ooooo! My favorite episode. Creepy and bizarre — but somehow, believable...

“Dream in a drawer” is actually kinda similar to a trick a therapist taught me a few years ago, so maybe Yoko’s been a genius psychotherapist all along...

Right?! He makes weather so f*cking fascinating! Maybe if he had just changed his last name to “Kardashian” or “Trump” or something...

Naaah, you don’t wanna fight the girls because you already know they’d each kick your butt. Especially Malala. Especially Malala.

Just a note: Looks like you missed a redaction under “I love to play with animals, eat them too”. Pa doesn’t sound like he’d be too forgiving!

He will ride eternal!

:-) Awesomely ridiculous! We’ll yell it just squeezing ketchup on a burger. The 5-year-old is much cooler than the rest of us, as far as the correct use of “WITNESS ME!”.

“WITNESS ME!” has become the go-to phrase whenever anyone in our family is about to do anything at all. We’re even teaching our 5-yr-old grandson to use it.

They are slow, rarely fatal (and thats the super poisonous ones) and eaisly shooed away.

Well, that one red blob pointing at her crotch resembles a tongue, maybe?

Sssweet burn!

It’s true, we do! Gotta make ‘em work for us!

WHEEEEE! My favorite from those Ren & Stimpy days!

Oooohhhh, the Grrrowlerrrrs! One’a these days Whidbey Island and Lopez Island are gonna have a good old-fashioned throw-down over those things.