Yeah, it’s a goofy looking thing that I’m sure is confusing if you don’t understand it, but her immediate incredulousness is hilarious to me. Like, did she really think at a major league baseball stadium during a major league baseball game there was just a sign for the Ku Klux Klan? Did she think the fifth inning…
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When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.
The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.
Fecal transplants are already a common procedure. It sounds more like this is something she used to get back to normal health than something used to gain a performance advantage.
The “recruited donor” was really just a Darren Rovell tweet.
Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.
If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?
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Fuck it, let’s do this.
That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.
This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.
Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.
You joke about a desperate substitute as an MLB All-Star, but this is literally the reason why Alfredo Griffin was a 1984 All-Star.
Are you able to predict the future? Because even a portfolio that is balanced between stocks, bonds, foreign investments and the like will take a substantial hit (and a much longer recovery) if we have another 2008.
What about all the non-Randian supermen who end up on disability and widows and orphans? What are you gonna do to not be them? Sheer luck?
Yeah... the problem with that is, when your investments don’t pan out or the market tanks or whatever the case may be, you’ll have your hand out looking to the government provide you welfare.
Everything is NOT going to be okay. I haven’t a single hunting class in my entire life! How will I ever get by?
You need a hunter safety course to tell someone that what goes up must come down?
Red Sox fans are demanding that Adam Jones be frisked for firearms.