Trump will eat any of the Dems alive not named Sanders, but we can’t talk about that. Looks like 4 more years

That’s fair. I guess the Sac jokes have just become a bit cliche at this point that I rarely find them original or funny.

BTW if you haven’t checked out Nix yet, do it the next time you’re in town. You will not be disappointed

Your honeycrisp is overrated. And does really poorly in cold storage, which is where all your apples are coming from unless you hit up the orchard or legit farmers market.

The joke about Sac is that it’s in the middle of nowhere but close to everything: Tahoe, Yosemite, the coast, Bay Area etc.

Also, we have the American River Parkway which I assure you is nicer than any park you have in your shithole city.

Oh, and it’s livable, and affordable by CA standards.

And some of the best tacos…

Perhaps they could make a non-binding pledge or something!

Also, they live in New Jersey

“underclass” huh?

Pretty sure Hunter Strickland threw a ball through his TV set just watching from home. The Giants should really resign that swell guy.

“As Sánchez walked off the field, he gave a tip of the cap to Martinez for breaking up his bid, and received an ovation from St. Louis crowd for what he had done.”

Weird.

Who is Ted Cruz?

Not easy to make the Zodiac Killer sound like the voice of reason. Well done NBA #getfucked

*SHOCKING*

Glen Greenwald won a pulitzer. Butt hurt much?

Pretty much any farmers market sells eggs, and will gladly refill and old container. I know this isn’t a solution for all, but it is an option

HEMP doesn’t have this problem

It’s not just kids. I’ve experienced fucking adults doing this shit on my last two flights. I offered the second lady my headphones and that seemed to finally get the point across that my death stare hadn’t

Depending on what part of the intestines is inflamed: the difference between crohns and colitis

“Crohn’s is a complicated disorder. While many sufferers do report dietary triggers for their symptoms, these triggers can include the insoluble fiber found in many vegetables and fruits. So it might be the case, as some research has suggested, that a high-fiber diet rich in plants can prevent a relapse of…

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