No, no, no. You boil the water, then freeze it. So when you’re making pasta later in the week, you’ve already got boiled water ready to go! 

Nope, it’s where BayArea people come to have fun, but pretend they don’t so BayArea doesn’t screw it up. I live in Sac and work in the Bay.

They also helped put Obama in office, so suck it. 

That is absolutely false. I’ve lived in Iowa, and in states all over the country. There’s great pizza in Iowa, it’s just that Casey’s makes above average pizza that is available all the time. 

I’ve met people who’ve never lived more than 10 miles away from where they grew up

Yes, we know. We know, we all know, because New Yorkers cannot resist posting this same comment any time any pizza that wasn’t made with the sacred water of New York is mentioned in any context.

Taco Pizza is a highly underrated and not a widely enough practiced style. All attempts outside of the Quad Cities to replicate Taco pizza are garbage in my experience. LaRoma’s in Geneseo has some of the best taco pizza you’ll ever have, but Quad City style taco pizza is damn good as well. Frank’s & Harris are the…

An unidentified serial killer who operated in Northern California during the 60s and 70s, he sent taunting letters to law enforcement and included various cyphers within them to taunt investigators.

This makes me wish I watched the NBA so I could quit watching the NBA.

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

fucking embarrasing post. 

yeah, no.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]

Or the MadBum Theory, where they give up home runs into large bodies of water and get butthurt about it.

I think you’ve got reading comprehension issues if you think this site hasn’t been roasting his vapid ass for months. 

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

They both have a horrible screech

I dunno, they make horrible noises though.