Whoa baby that’s strong logic! Therefore it will be ignored by the very people it was directed at.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Pfft! Yeah they do, I lived there for 6 months in 2008 (in the town of Dilworth no less) and the only thing I smoked while I was there was the stickiest of the icky.

I was in Denver last month and they had strawberry cough ounce specials for $99. Here in New England I have been paying a flat $10/gram for name brand strains like blueberry headband for a few years since MA decrimed and went medical. With the legalization in Maine and MA, things are now in a legal grey area and…

Frankly, even the number they quoted seems high. Just at the ounce level, it cost me I MEAN A FRIEND $200 per ounce, and that was medical grade stuff from CA that my I MEAN HIS supplier sold basically at cost. I make that about $192K, and coming from Mexico? That’s STEEP for ditch weed

I feel sorry for anyone still paying $60 an 1/8.

What the fuck are all these words?

(unintelligible screaming)

I mean, literally the next two sentences are:

And it also shows that perhaps his love and respect for his wife is a bit tenuous. Or that he’s got some deep self-control issues.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

Crooked? You think the NBA’s master plan is the Blazers accidentally winning a meaningless home game against the Spurs?

Hopefully this contract ends with him replacing Mike Matheny as manager, which is exactly how his career started.

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

I never knew I wanted to see Skip Bayless murdered on live television until now. Though, in a way, I think I always suspected I did.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Entitlement is 100% a parental problem. It’s funny how the generation that created entitlement in their children are blaming the children for it.

A couple of years ago I went to Mexico City for the first time. Walked absolutely everywhere that I could, and the only thing we avoided due to warnings was jumping into random taxis - we’d have the restaurant or hotel call one for us. Either way, the city was AMAZING. So much history, amazing restaurants, cool bars.

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

Jet fuel can’t melt aluminium bats. :p