I’ll respect the office when its occupant does.

That’s a lot of shit talk from someone who hasn’t offered up anything that could be considered concise or clever.

My favorite cat hero of all time!

That’s a hand that has never lifted a finger to do its own work, ever, in its life! Guess my knuckles would be that pristine at 72 if I’d never done a lick of work in my lifetime, either. Hyuck.

All that work......

Every midwest city is the essentially the same besides Chicago. Whichever you’re from is the one you’ll prefer.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Rumspringa training.

These are Cubs fans:

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

Black history month. Mongo Santamaria -cuban percussionist specifically the congas (conguero). Composer of the jazz standard afro blue.

It must be so hard being so much better than the people you just made up.

I keep Glock in the glovebox. Too many psychotic people these days.

Can we just stop and talk for a minute about that Geo-Metro-2-door-Trans-Sport-6-wheeled-van-thing in the background?

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Maybe if more candidates hadn’t been strong armed to the side before it even got started. Maybe if an actual visible debate schedule had been created. Maybe if all the major donors hadn’t been funneled towards the favored candidate.

Because the DNC is a shitty organization that is run by moronic party leaders that have absolutely no grasp on the values that their voting base desires in a candidate and instead gives someone a lifetime participation award in the form of a mismanaged and negligently uninformed presidential campaign?

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

I Want to Take You Higher-Sly

the Gingrich story...has really damaged the discourse in this nation.

What?