Robert Kraft also tried to donate 100,000 weird blue oxfords with white collars, but no one else wanted them.

Related: $100,000 says a woman he liked once made the mistake of telling him that dumb ass shirt looked good.

*queef

You’re implying that Senior Trump is charismatic? lol gtfo

Fuck this useless milquetoast pile of white ass shit. Seriously. Fuck. Beto. His voting record almost perfectly aligns with conservatives, and even with a 60+ million dollar war chest he still couldn’t unseat the Zodiak Killer. Fucking triangulating loser. Go away. Go back to Texas. Fuck off.

Guaranteed contracts tho. Prolly best argument for MLB > NFL

But how does this affect the roll coal douche hammers on the road everywhere? Can they now be shot on sight? Please.

Seems like he’s easily triggered.

So you’ve got Bezos over Trump on your scorecard? Cuz I have them at and even draw for world’s biggest douche bag

But it’s not Chris Pine, it’s a gross bug-eyed (snorts tons of adderall) greasy-headed billionaire douche bag. Ew

It’s actually kind of a myth that’s not readily reproduced or witnessed outside of the lab.

Actually, yes.

I know puns are all the rage and shit here, but that’s Mitch you’re thinking of not Randall

Yeah, he says lots of things.

This video will never get old... Mariano so fucking good

“sometimes” lol

For those complaining about other people brushing their teeth in the office bathroom... would you rather we do it in the break room sink? At least I don’t clip my fucking nails at my desk - since apparently a high percentage of folks think this is totally normal.

Meanwhile our kids all played soccer yesterday morning here in Sac...

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS STOP FUCKING VOTING FOR POLITICIANS THAT DON’T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE