Or she could have stepped aside gracefully early in Obama’s second term. Yeah yeah she’s a fucking legend - I agree, but here’s the thing... we all die. Clinging to her robe and seat was selfish then, and looks even more foolish now. Murder me with your scalding replies, idgaf

So what you’re saying is you’re incapable of holding two thoughts in your head simultaneously? Got it. Here, let me show you how it works: I voted for HRC even though I knew she was a lousy and problematic candidate. She was still better than Trump. Even a child could hold those two thoughts simultaneously. Maybe we…

Yeah, I know it’s real tough for Dems to look in the mirror, much easier to point fingers.

Tribal allegiance really allows for so much critical thought, eh asshole? So many things that Obama administration did that were fucking horrible - YEAH BUT CIVILITY!! It’s all documented, or did you need me to google this shit for you, child?

Be civil to Mitch Fucking McConnell?! Are you fucking kidding me? Civility is fucking killing the Democratic party - politics is a goddam blood sport and the sooner you all realize that, the sooner you could learn something from this piss-filled-bag-of-pus-and-cancerous-cells Mitch McConnell. Your base doesn’t fucking…

“HOT TAEK I DON’T LIKE DARK MEAT.” - say people lacking all taste buds. Let me guess, you order fucking vodka sodas too.

Frozen grapes work too

Better 19min song...

“Anal Fissure”

-Kaz Matsui

Worse than when stupid fans complain about players getting paid too much, but then collectively give zero fucks about owners pocketing an extra $255mil in revenue sharing (i.e. corporate socialism). Wheeeeeee some fans are stupid af

“Stay in your lane” Ehhhh, potatoes are indigenous to the Americas, sort of like Taco Bell.

I couldn’t sleep Sunday and woke up around 3am - NBC Sports aired the closing ceremonies live and it was glorious: no post-production, no stupid announcers, and no missing video.

Yawn. “It’s her time (again!)!”

Rick Monday gave this stat during the broadcast the other night: The Dodgers are 48-0 (now 50-0) when leading after 5 innings. Would love to see how they compare to other historically great teams (e.g. 1998 Yankees) in that regard - but it’s not really a sortable stat that I can locate anywhere... insane stat…

Hillary, so progressive. Hillary. #Resist #RollsEyes

“Sandoval remains one of only five players ever to hit three home runs in a World Series game.”

A healthy microbiome isn’t doping anymore than using a binder clip for other uses is hacking.