But how does this affect the roll coal douche hammers on the road everywhere? Can they now be shot on sight? Please.

Seems like he’s easily triggered.

So you’ve got Bezos over Trump on your scorecard? Cuz I have them at and even draw for world’s biggest douche bag

But it’s not Chris Pine, it’s a gross bug-eyed (snorts tons of adderall) greasy-headed billionaire douche bag. Ew

It’s actually kind of a myth that’s not readily reproduced or witnessed outside of the lab.

Actually, yes.

I know puns are all the rage and shit here, but that’s Mitch you’re thinking of not Randall

Pro tip: If your “tree guy’s” first and seemingly only suggestion for tree maintenance is to cut it down, that’s a landscaper you’re talking to, not an arborist. Arborists aren’t cheap, and neither is maintaining large trees... but then, a/c ain’t cheap either once the shade is all gone.

Yeah, he says lots of things.

This video will never get old... Mariano so fucking good

“sometimes” lol

For those complaining about other people brushing their teeth in the office bathroom... would you rather we do it in the break room sink? At least I don’t clip my fucking nails at my desk - since apparently a high percentage of folks think this is totally normal.

Meanwhile our kids all played soccer yesterday morning here in Sac...

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS STOP FUCKING VOTING FOR POLITICIANS THAT DON’T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE

Or she could have stepped aside gracefully early in Obama’s second term. Yeah yeah she’s a fucking legend - I agree, but here’s the thing... we all die. Clinging to her robe and seat was selfish then, and looks even more foolish now. Murder me with your scalding replies, idgaf

So what you’re saying is you’re incapable of holding two thoughts in your head simultaneously? Got it. Here, let me show you how it works: I voted for HRC even though I knew she was a lousy and problematic candidate. She was still better than Trump. Even a child could hold those two thoughts simultaneously. Maybe we…

Yeah, I know it’s real tough for Dems to look in the mirror, much easier to point fingers.

Tribal allegiance really allows for so much critical thought, eh asshole? So many things that Obama administration did that were fucking horrible - YEAH BUT CIVILITY!! It’s all documented, or did you need me to google this shit for you, child?

Be civil to Mitch Fucking McConnell?! Are you fucking kidding me? Civility is fucking killing the Democratic party - politics is a goddam blood sport and the sooner you all realize that, the sooner you could learn something from this piss-filled-bag-of-pus-and-cancerous-cells Mitch McConnell. Your base doesn’t fucking…

“HOT TAEK I DON’T LIKE DARK MEAT.” - say people lacking all taste buds. Let me guess, you order fucking vodka sodas too.

Frozen grapes work too