Better 19min song...

“Anal Fissure”

-Kaz Matsui

Worse than when stupid fans complain about players getting paid too much, but then collectively give zero fucks about owners pocketing an extra $255mil in revenue sharing (i.e. corporate socialism). Wheeeeeee some fans are stupid af

John Hawks is a great resource:

“Stay in your lane” Ehhhh, potatoes are indigenous to the Americas, sort of like Taco Bell.

I couldn’t sleep Sunday and woke up around 3am - NBC Sports aired the closing ceremonies live and it was glorious: no post-production, no stupid announcers, and no missing video.

Yawn. “It’s her time (again!)!”

Fun fact. Great Dane + Bulldog = Boxer.

It’s two A’s... why the hell is a common name like “Aaron” so hard for people to spell?

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Neither. Macron’s no hero either, he just looks less repulsive when compared to Trump, but then 99.99% of humanity can clear that rather low bar with ease.

Rick Monday gave this stat during the broadcast the other night: The Dodgers are 48-0 (now 50-0) when leading after 5 innings. Would love to see how they compare to other historically great teams (e.g. 1998 Yankees) in that regard - but it’s not really a sortable stat that I can locate anywhere... insane stat…

Hillary, so progressive. Hillary. #Resist #RollsEyes

“Sandoval remains one of only five players ever to hit three home runs in a World Series game.”

A healthy microbiome isn’t doping anymore than using a binder clip for other uses is hacking.

lmgtfy really is the best.

Which is why SHADE is hands down the best sunscreen. Light colored, long sleeve shirts, and hats. Trees. Whatever man, avoid the sun avoid the sunscreen.