Number of times I have encountered a coyote while walking behind my house: every single time (literally in the 100s of encounters).

I already burned myself on the hot stove.

It’s actually not a non-sequitur bruh. It’s a well known fact that you are way less likely to die from gun violence (including fucking suicide) if there isn’t a gun in the house. If you can’t be bothered to learn basic facts, then perhaps you could get a job on one of those Russian Troll Farms?

How come the military tries to get guns out of at-risk soldiers hands? It’s almost like they think that if there aren’t guns in the house, the soldier/vet won’t just use a frozen squirrel for self-harm.

Gun suicides on the other hand... not dropping.

We don’t care about suicide.

I’ve done this too (moonlight ride), on Palmer glacier - trees/back country is more than I’d be willing to risk. I didn’t watch the full video, so maybe I missed the full moon. Seems they wouldn’t need to light the ramp with LEDs if that were the case though.

Yeah, notice he sure stomped that landing. Dumb.

Man, you’re full of hot TAEKS today. Riding in zero visibility is dumb, and looks dumb. There is a reason resorts close when visibility drops below a certain point.

“wolves were in danger and brought them back and now other species are beginning to suffer in certain areas.”

Close. Bogner all day. So. Much. Tight. Bogner. Bogner goes with Sun Valley like cocaine goes with Aspen.

Just be glad you didn’t run into Demi and Bruce. They were the worst.

Was going to Portland State when Fishbone came through for a concert. My friends and I were so stoked to see them again we showed up early; I brought an original Fishbone LP hoping to get autographs. We are the only ones in line at this point when I spot Norwood and ask him for an autograph, he says sure, grabs the LP…

Shhhhhhhh... actually they par-fry them.

Screw tops and boxes. You can keep your corkscrews and cork taint.

Yes, because justice served means repeated sexual assault while incarcerated.

“The most pressing question in determining who if anyone was at fault here is why the plane ran out of fuel in the first place. And as the evidence piles up, it’s looking likely that fault for for that lies with the airline.”

Member the Eighth amendment?

Member humanity?