Nope. No one deserves to be raped.

Cracked #3, so great:

Customers have plenty of options. One of those options will include never buying shit from FitBit. PR is a bitch. 

Considering the public perception, and customer blow back, was it a smart business decision?

“I believe cheated.” Isn’t, I know for a fact cheated.

Yes, but who is worse? The sack of burning garbage, or the sack of burning garbage that refuses to vote for the sack of burning garbage?

Oh, and this

I remember reading it in one of the computer magazines of the time. Can’t remember the name of the magazine but I remember I couldn’t afford it so I just stood there in Walden Books reading the whole thing.

Both of those folks are prince and princess douches, but Devos and Prince are not married. They’re siblings.

Unlimited lives helped.

The trick was unlimited lives. You crashed your last plane into an enemy ship right as it was about to sink below the waves. As both your plane and the ship sunk, all of a sudden your total planes would count up to the max and then stay there for as long as you played.

Or,

grown/come from - either location is unlikley to agree with her.

As the Kinjas say, here, have all the stars.

Usually, I despise Jeffrey Leonard name parodies, but not this time! 

The overuse of the word “cuck” by white supremacists makes me wonder...

“Look at all the invasive species!” - points the oblivious human