I learned my first Chinese dish from the patriarch of an immigrant family from Sichuan province. They ran a tiny Chinese restaurant in Knoxville,TN out of a converted mobile home that had been parked on a commercially zoned lot and bricked up.

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

oh man... don't even get me started on this. either this week or next I'm probably headed down to one of our 5 and clean up and make sure this kinda crap isn't happening. Burns me up

Yep. I just adore the hate she gets from the right. It’s the Streisand Effect, through an amplifier. Mark my words: if she has any legislative success, the GOP will turn her into a bigger bogeyman than Obama or Hillary ever were. She is their antichrist just by her existence.

A button down on the rotary drive selector allows you to switch between “Normal,” “Grass/Gravel/Snow,” “Mud/Ruts,” and “Sand.” Slotting the dial to high-range 4WD and setting off on Ford’s track, we’re immediately impressed with the Ranger’s ability to climb the uneven hill ahead of us.

Trump responded by saying, “Don’t be a push-over Brett!  Agave that job to keep the Mexicans out!”

Not sure why they can’t arrange these things for the middle of the day when normal people are awake. 2AM it’s typically about 10 degrees around here - no thanks.

So... maybe now do a bit on setting up your side view mirrors to actually look at the side, instead of the rear? That way you have no blind spots. I’m still amazed how many people don’t know about this.

I’m a Muslim. I’ve been to Mosque in my youth. So let me blow some minds and say: I have never met anyone who actively advocates for Sharia law who wasn’t looked upon by everyone else in the Mosque as a bit of a scary person.

Yep, we’re definitely fucked, because the primaries haven’t even started yet and liberal bloggers are already trying to destroy their own.

“Farmers, I LOVE YOU! Why do you make me do this to you?!” 

Exactly. Kid was killed by 16 rounds through the fence by a border guard who “lost his cool.”

― James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time

Jesus Christ I hate the goddamned Broad Street Bully Flyers but that Gritty is pretty hilarious.

“Any you boys wanna be a judge? Might even have a SCOTUS spot if you want to wait a bit.”

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

Preemptive apology: this is an old man rant that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. Ignore me at your pleasure.

Dutch guy here, yup our crime rates are pretty low even though we have our fair share of immigrants/refugees. Goldberg insinuates that we actually have high crime rates, but that those are suppressed by the press (which they aren't). Mostly our low crime rates stem from evil socialist stuff like providing affordable…

No. The agent has to have probable cause and you have the right to ask him why. Suda handled this correctly and now has a big fat ACLU backed lawsuit to slap on CBP because speaking Spanish is not probable cause. I speak two Slavic languages, but was born in the US. If I were standing on the corner talking to a…

A young man interviewed recently on Univision was crystal clear: I’d rather be in a U.S. jail than in my country, he said. This is why they are willing to risk everything.