You know you can be a professional skydiver for life, you can likewise off-road your whole life without some monumental and expensive write-off. It’s like the man said - just because you go through a lot of hammers in a month doesn’t mean your a hard worker, it just means you have a lot to learn about proper hammer…

Forget immigration reform, building the “Wall”, military budgets, tax reform, and nuclearized third world nations - politicians just need to get off their butts and find ways to enforce the damn Do Not Call List. This is what America wants and needs!!!

Its about looks for me too, being able to LOOK over my hood and see what is on the trail in front of me.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If this level of advice is useful to you, then your best bet might be to meet with a certified financial planner. They’ll help you figure out what is best for you and your situation. If you’re ready for stocks or whatever, they’ll have options. If you’re in a situation where you’ll need the cash in six months, they…

Haha. Give her a bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce, as a gift. : P

So you’re dumb as well as racist. Good combo, Cletus.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Hey, even that doctor in that interview I link to mentions a few slip-ups here and there. You are doing great as well! Thanks for the update!

For $180 I could fly to Oaxaca on Volaris, take a bus to my friend’s abuelita’s house, get a jar of her mole (or, if we’re being honest here, an old Suiza container of her mole), take another bus back to Cd de Oaxaca, buy a bag of chapulines, buy ANOTHER bag of chapulines when I accidentally ate the first one, take a…

What do you mean it’s not Mexican food? It’s wrapped in a tortilla, ain’t it?

Let’s ask former President Vicente Fox what he thinks

Willful ignorance is a helluva drug

Glad to hear from you, Blind Willy! Way to go!

Sadly, a whole shit ton of people fall for this stuff. When all you do is watch this propaganda channel all day, the absolutely batshit idea that liberals want MS-13 members to vote in elections makes PERFECT sense to you. It’s not even a joke.

Week 2 for Gwen’s column, week 2 for Zod’s comment:

Why does authorities in the Merican south have to repeatedly show themselves to be the absolutely worst dregs of humanity?

It most certainly does NOT have the fresh taste of butter!

“You mean they pay you just to starve prisoners?” I’ll bet we get Trump Prison franchises within a month.

Shit, I would think Tangerine King Lear would just be pissed he didn’t think of the idea first.