Actually, not very long. They typically don’t play “Creep” as it is one of their least favorite songs.

To the post-grad living at home: Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems like your parents are playing you and Morgan off each other (you reading texts on Mom’s phone - I assume with her permission?). Or, at the least, your parents should be firmly and resolutely stopping your sister from hurling about all of these false…

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Thanks, BW! Congrats!

I’ve found that the easiest thing to give up for Lent is Catholicism.

You’d have to ask the prudes. In my eyes, this conflict is all about compromise and communication in a marriage, and nothing more.

Surprise! Not everyone has a Christian marriage ceremony. Civil vows say nothing about sexual fidelity, many other non-Christian ones don’t as well.

Having worked in the “service industry” when I was very young, I will do anything, including being homeless, before I will ever work in that industry again.

Yeah, I drove by the one off of 20 and Cooper, going to Work and UTA and that drive thru was packed any time after opening.

My favorite bar in downtown Houston was always Warren’s Inn. It’s a dive spot with a generous pour.

As a step-mother you should constantly beat the shit out of them and threaten to send them to an orphanage at the slightest provocation.

Just wanted to point out that most laser printers are shipped with low-capacity “starter” toner cartridges. When you replace them with a regular one you can expect far more pages before needing to replace it again.

Just wanted to point out that most laser printers are shipped with low-capacity “starter” toner cartridges. When you…

I have 2 of the color model. Trouble free.

I have 2 of the color model. Trouble free.

The circles they move in have a lot of overlap. That overlap is criminal sex.

If you are genuinely concerned you can shoot him an email.

Then it’s time to have fun with it. My wife will answer one and give dumb-ass responses to whatever they say until they hang up. The last one was someone asking if there’s anyone where we live that’s hard of hearing. She just kept loudly saying ‘what?’ until they hung up.