Yes. And the “abandon hope all ye who enter here” sign just went up.

The whole thing damn near climbed up into my rib cage to keep itself safe.

Yes, but they’re all not mucking about in the White House literally and deliberately trying to start a 2nd Civil War in the United States.

Vladimir Putin is a shitstain on Human history. At best, he’ll be forgotten  in 100 years. Here’s a reminder of Putin’s evil bullshit:

Yeah it is surprisingly loud. Legend says that you can hear a vagina slaming shut up to a mile away when the wind is right. Of course that’s probably an old wives tale.

This looks like 93% of all match/tinder/Pof/etc profiles for men in Minnesota. 🙄😂

I grew a vagina just for the occasion and it slammed shut and boarded itself up like windows before a hurricane.

Female leaders — not allowed to show their shoulders on Capitol Hill.

Hahaha is that what those noises were?

That’s some sweet Hallmark saying there :)

And certainly no sleeveless dresses, for gawd’s sake.

Male leaders = totally okay posing topless in official photos.

That’s your heart’s vagina

I had wondered what that clanging sound was.

In response, Donald Trump posted this picture of him and Melinia sharing a tender moment while from their vacation in New Jersey.

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

Don’t forget hand-picking the President of the United States.

omg that sounds so exciting. i wonder who will win...?

So slimy and scaly. Should be thrown back into the ocean. Also the fish look gross too.