I imagine people who pay for Saks prison boot camp could buy a liver

I wonder if he uses a Filofax. Did you know they still make them?

My face, after reading Toupee Fiasco’s tweets:

As a Dartmouth alum, I can confirm that, although, for most of us it was no more than ... part of a double major. So, there’s that.

Back when all the sex assault stuff was going on at Fox News earlier this year, I said I wouldn’t be surprised of Eric Bolling was complicit in that behavior. Well, looks like he was. Reprots are coming out that he was send pics of his twigs and berries.

Well can you blame them? They’re dimwitted spineless jackals trying to crack the bones to get at what’s left of democracy. They haven’t worked out how to hurt enough people while enriching themselves off impeachment yet.

To be quite honest, she was terrifying at best. A mind like a steel trap and never satisfied with any one of her offspring or of their offspring- a frustrated genius who resented her role in life as mother and wife, an elementary school teacher who disapproved of children in general and an absolutely vicious snob. She…

This may come as a shocker, but I am starting to think the Republican party doesn’t really have any principles?

I can’t weigh in either way as to whether or not New Hampshire is a drug-infested den since I’ve never even been there. However, my boss, who graduated from Dartmouth, assures me that binge-drinking is a major at the school.

That Coast Guard tweet is rather insulting considering he wants to slash their budget to help fund his stupid fucking wall. The USCG does more for border security in a year than that wall would do in a century.

Largely, yes.

Your grandmother is a goddamn treasure.

The real shit with Session’s isn’t just that he’s increasing the leak investigations. The big story here is that he is looking into reworking the guidelines for issuing subpoenas to members of the media, essentially floating the threat of jail to any member of the press for contempt for not revealing their sources.

This, the sanctions bill, and they’re implied threats about what would happen if Trump fired Sessions is some sort of sign that st least the Senate knows what’s up. They just haven’t done much about it- yet

Republicans distrust the federal government Democrats, apolitical entities, and Republicans who don’t tow the party line. Republicans also think the federal government Republicans should be allowed to hide any information it they wants. Makes sense.

I will always live in hope. As his head hasn’t exploded a la Scanners, despite my every effort at trying to manifest it, I have to resort to further wishful thinking. My only other hope is that a fan of the Wu- Tang Clan sorts him out in some dark alley somewhere.

hey....we all have our vices

While I wish he’d been found guilty on all 8 counts, 3 is good enough for me, as long as he goes to jail and loses all his money in fines. Looking forward to sentencing and hoping he can’t stop shooting his vile mouth hole off in the meantime.

sorry if i missed it but i did not see this anywhere yet....

AND it’s a classic example of a man complaining about “discrimination against men” that actually stems from deep-rooted sexism against women. The reason he “can’t” be King is because Obviously kings are higher rank than queens, regardless of circumstances (complicated medieval royal heir marriages aside). He can’t be…