It’s nice the cartoon villains at the Dept of the Interior took time away from considering killing hibernating bears and wolves with their pups to disrupt the legislative process.

Whaaaaaat? I... is that an expression, the fish stinks from the head down? And how are they fish that don’t stink? Is he saying he’s going to kill Preibus? What’s a junk pool? DO EVEN YOU UNDERSTAND WORDS IN THE ORDER THAT THEY’RE STREAMING OUT OF YOUR FACE?!?! Dammit.

This is a guy who is too Republican for the wild lefties in the Republican-controlled State House of fucking Kansas. He’s too conservative for Kansas. We send him to Europe (or almost anywhere else in thes world) and his head is going to explode.

Ugh, I suppose that’s... I mean, we all know how well he understands the cyber. You’re braver than I for making it through that clip.

Just promise you won’t start saving wire hangers. Maybe a Canada fund is the safest bet. But ladies have always been creative with finding ways to survive, so... I’m looking for the bright side here and just flailing...

Starred for the sentiment and for “fries my taters.”

“God” - where you never need an architect for your hair or to reapply your bronzer

I know, I know, it’s fruitless, yet my mind continues to seek to understand attempts at communication.

I’d put money on that guy having a friend called Moose or Skeeter.

I don’t know if it’s because he’s said this before, but what baffles me the most is the fucking camera emoji! WHY?!?

I think Democrats are still determined that the government should function not so much like a slap fight, that reasonable people can have different ideas about methods and still work together to achieve the best version of this country possible. And most Relublicans just aren’t fucking interested. They are quite…

Elves don’t count!

Senators are generally a lot smarter than House Reps. Or at least more polished. Pretty much what you need to become the House Rep in some districts are like, 25 friends and a yard sign.

A man who calls himself Buddy has also lost the right to criticize the life choices of others.

I’d say surgical abortions would be less so, if anything. Physicians have more to lose. Even when they’re legal, you already have abortion providers routinely receiving death threats. The zealotry that exists today to seek out and harm abortion providers is much more intense than it has ever been.

Yeah, maybe this documentary should also be a how-to guide. Just seems wise to learn how to run one of these now.

That seriously made my day!

Awww, but there’s plenty of platonic panda fun! When the baby finally came, mom pushed him down the hill so he’d learn how to play in the snow! It didn’t look very gentle, but they seemed to have a good time.

Zoo pandas are usually not all that interested in panda sex, either. In the quest to get a baby panda at the zoo near me, I know that at least the idea of panda porn was floated. But now they just inseminate the panda.