Patronage jobs, favors, etc.

Counterpoint: PANIC!!!!!!!!

“we’re gonna win from Mosques to Mosquitoes and everything between.” -Trump

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

It legitimately bums me out to think that James might be nearing the start of his decline. Whatever you think about him as a person or his brand, he’s been one of the most mesmerizing athletes in the last 30 years; like Bo Jackson but with a much more prolonged run of dominance. As a basketball fan, it’s been amazing…

people worship him like their peak was also back in the 90s

I’d think Lebron is pretty used to losing in the Finals. He’ll get over it.

What if I told you, that the Warriors season this year will be a 30 for 30 with a not so happy ending?

He definitely looks in perfect form to lose to the Warriors in 5.

Thank you, Golden State, for making the NBA a more entertaining game on the whole this year. I can’t remember the last time I actually cared about NBA goings on for an entire season like this before.

I wonder if I’ll live to see the day where the mass, organized, state-sponsored slaughter of my ancestors is finally not a joke to some people.

Kansas City has better BBQ than St. Louis and is a better city in every single way.

You should set this up in a bracket and let us vote. Find out the One. True. Winner.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Luckily she is White. If she was any non-White hue, at minimum she would have been tased and beaten to a pulp; but, more likely would have been riddled with 5.56 and 9mm hollow-point.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Because of the font, I thought your name was Girl for the first 5 or so articles you wrote. My response was definitely “Girl Nation is an odd blog for Deadspin to start instead of Jezebel, but whatever.”

Still trying to figure out how that’s not a balk?