Sorry, chief. The 90's were the peak of America. 80's were just the neon-colored appetizer.

Agreed. People forget that if Lebron wants to play D, he will lock shit down. If he wants to get every rebound, he probably could. If he wanted to pass like Magic all season, he could. The man can do everything in basketball at an elite level. Curry can score and dribble, and may be the best at those things, but he…

I went to Houston once. It smelled like piss everywhere.

I think people are trying desperately to believe it’s the Brooklyn of the West Coast.

Heinz has a 4 pack of BBQ right now; Texas, KC, Memphis, and Carolina.

Here. But seriously, who cares? This is just another Deadspin writers’ circle-jerk. I can hear the giggles from Boston.

If you aren’t saying “YES SIR” and/or “NO SIR”, shit is not going to go well in cop interactions.

Agreed. Get off the roads. Stop putting your lives in our hands; take some fucking responsibility for your own safety, runners.

Thanks. I went and looked at the cryptic MLB rules too. I honestly did not know that fact.

There doesn’t have to be a man on base to call a balk, does there?

Amen brother. I think it looks much more entertaining (in an adult, non-child way)

That reaction makes my pants tight in all the right places. There is nothing more serene and fantastic in sports than someone who acts like something that amazing was all part of the plan. Unnnnnh [rubs against desk]. hahaha ;)

I agree. A breath of fresh air in this joint. Slow clap for the Jezebellers.

Honestly, I had never heard of “standing to wipe” until it came up a few months/years ago on here, and now again. So, yes I guess so. I feel like I’ve learned a fun fact today.

That’s exercise to get up. Do you sit and stand for each wipe? Why not rotate and lean on one leg?

Back for another comment. I am a traitorous bastard who thinks O Canada is the best national anthem, and who also strongly believes Sinatra’s NY NY should be our anthem.....but god damnit if Whitney doesn’t make me want to weep openly and join the Marines at 37. Just perfect. No one else should be allowed to sing it,…

Standing up to wipe makes NO SENSE. You are closing up shop when you stand up! What are you wiping - the outer cheek?