A real hockey player - ah never mind, congrats to them, and I absolutely supported their holdout.

A real hockey player would slice his own ACLs on purpose and then go suit up for the olympics anyways.

What’s the definition of insanity again?

Stopped at cornstarch lol. Epic fail.

Omg.

I love one-run homers.

#firedover

Literally no one reads this.

I just softly whisper in their ear that the DNC fucked over Sanders while wearing my “Future is Feminist” tee and it’s like Niagra Falls.

Pain Black Bears

U mad, bro?

Nah.

Cheer Window

A Room With a Flu

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahajajajajajajajajajajajahahahahahahahha

How many Pats fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

If a no one cares falls in the forest, does anyone care?

I haven’t seen this much skin miss the hole since I tried to lose my virginity.

He better not forget about our depth wide receiver with game-breakers Randy and Terry.

Look for Trumps remake, “Wife is Dutiful”, headed to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue soon!