In honor of Gronkowski?  Than why wasn’t the coffee 69 cents?

Larry Nassar?

On the one hand, this is unfortunate, but as a chef myself, this is incredibly lazy and dangerous. I have zero sympathy for this to be honest. She has absolutely no professional credentials regarding nutrition or botany and seems basically to have created a cookout out of her craven desire for likes on Instagram.

I prefer USA Tomorrow, starring Coach Taylor .

Actually the greatest transformation is that every time this cynical, 35 year old fires up this game, he feels like a damn kid all over again. Thanks Nintendo.

Actually the greatest transformation is that every time this cynical, 35 year old fires up this game, he feels like a damn kid all over again. Thanks Nintendo.

When are we getting Tim’s next 34,000 word column though?

Even weirder, Bruce Orpik doesn’t exist.

March 26th? Fire up the Delorean!!!

Am I supposed to watch this one quarter of a mile at a time?

Leave who alone?

Wait did I suffer one of Brady’s phantom concussions? Didn’t they play all last season in LA?

Doing the same thing over and over with little to no reward and a sense of existential dread? I think Bungie has that covered this week.

If my erection from reading this lasts more than four hours should I call Drew?

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS, ZIP IT WAGNER.

Your tears, they taste delicious.

“Simply kneeling? That’s nothing.”

Frozen food is never healthy, sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajaja

We’re talking about Trump right?