In honor of Gronkowski?  Than why wasn’t the coffee 69 cents?

Larry Nassar?

On the one hand, this is unfortunate, but as a chef myself, this is incredibly lazy and dangerous. I have zero sympathy for this to be honest. She has absolutely no professional credentials regarding nutrition or botany and seems basically to have created a cookout out of her craven desire for likes on Instagram.

I prefer USA Tomorrow, starring Coach Taylor .

Actually the greatest transformation is that every time this cynical, 35 year old fires up this game, he feels like a damn kid all over again. Thanks Nintendo.

Actually the greatest transformation is that every time this cynical, 35 year old fires up this game, he feels like a damn kid all over again. Thanks Nintendo.

When are we getting Tim’s next 34,000 word column though?

Even weirder, Bruce Orpik doesn’t exist.

March 26th? Fire up the Delorean!!!

Leave who alone?

Wait did I suffer one of Brady’s phantom concussions? Didn’t they play all last season in LA?

Doing the same thing over and over with little to no reward and a sense of existential dread? I think Bungie has that covered this week.

If my erection from reading this lasts more than four hours should I call Drew?

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS, ZIP IT WAGNER.

Your tears, they taste delicious.

“Simply kneeling? That’s nothing.”

Frozen food is never healthy, sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajaja

We’re talking about Trump right?

Yeah but they’re not called Dick State are they? I’m confused.