bledsoetocoates
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bledsoetocoates
Jul 19 2018
9

I suddenly have the odd desire to put in my will that my gravestone will have to be able to function as a pizza oven... 

Oct 2 2017
53

The Jacksonville Jaguars are an independent source of football unaffiliated with any professional sports. 

Sep 23 2017
72

OKC knows you can’t have a team offensive usage rate above 100%, right?

Sep 16 2017
10

I really wish the whole scene with Stanton had been in Avengers. Pretty much sums up the character of Banner, as well as the theme of the whole movie. And well, everything else.

Aug 17 2017
40

Those Confederate guys are going to shit a brick when they find out a servant refused to go to the White House.

Aug 16 2017
58

If Luck is playing behind that line, his book club should be reading As I Lay Dying.

May 22 2017
76

Maybe he was just trying to tell the world that he’s got a real problem with compulsively masturbating, and he really wants help for it?

May 4 2017
45

There’s actually a third Eagles reference that spans the entire movie franchise: Did you know that none of the Star Wars films have ever won a Super Bowl?