Pink Floyd is garbage.

Pink Floyd is garbage.

His brother was brilliant on the Patriots

I know nothing about this sport but Daniel Cormier has a right to be livid, yeah?

George Zimmerman is PISSED

Still not as many outs as Trump gets from his base. Sad!

Savage.

Savage.

Time is a flat circle.

Busted. Total heathen here.

Everyone knows christians are more familiar with breaking the puddle:

No.

This is incredible. I cried.

I can’t wait to get home from work so I can furiously jerk it whilst reading this.

Highway to the Red Zone.

This is embarrassingly bad.

Racist idiots, ranked:

No it is not.

Fuck Joe Torre 😘

I tried living my life a quarter of a mile at a time, but it took me 47 days to get to work.

Yikes (I laughed)