“More like No Va”

Public executions in Phoenix... is it January already?

If an unloved, irrelevant and culturally abhorred sport falls in the woods does anyone give a fuck?

Give these guys a PAT on the back. Try the veal.

“It puts the motion in the back net, or it gets the no’s again.”

I’ll stick with my JC Penny lingerie catalog.

Least Mode.

I will happily trade four Super Bowl rings to see this ethically, morally, culturally and socially bereft dinosaur get crushed tomorrow.

I am so hard right now.

I don’t even really watch basketball but this man is a demon alien god, and is appointment television until he retires.

So you guys are broke?

Chief Wa-eww

I hate Peyton Manning with the fire of 1,000 suns, but my god is the quarterback play in this league dreadful. The AFC South has Bortles, Mariota, Osweiler, and Andrew Luck, who is being beaten into the ground by his miserable O line.

Your suspension is four times as long if you’re caught abusing footballs.

“Makes sense that women would build a wall around that so Donald Trump can’t grab it anymore.”

Worse than that, guy had to finish watching a Texans game 😰

Speaking of hot dogs, Brady looked great on Sunday.

Deflategate

The top of his head?