“A bicycle built for goo.”

110 million dollar contract... Yeah that dudes life sucks.

“Fuck chef, hurry”

Jesus Christ can we not ever include this woman in the same sentence as Amy Winehouse??????

The tribunal also banned space bars.

I'll be happy to roast Burneko... I think I have a bow tie.

David Tyreeeeeavabsududu$$!!!’cidishshsjxjdjdjdjdjdjfjfjfjfjfjfkfkfkfm

Ms. Moskovitz has been the absolute consummate professional covering this beat, and in my opinion has done work worthy of the highest accolades. She is a journalist first and foremost, but as a woman I wouldn't blame her in the least for feeling an uncontrollable rage and hatred towards these revelations. And you are…

U mad, bro?

No one will read this, but my god this is an ignorant post on too many levels to even delve into.

Y'all should check out my nihilist hardcore band The Order of Jean Baudrillard. Or don't, because nothing means anything brah.

Ahahahahahahahaha

Destiny, a game where Bungie doles out scraps to people who have moved the hell on.

I know I’m in the extreme minority here but damn this show is so much more fun to watch than Game of Thrones. Is it campy as all hell? Damn straight it is. It is also brilliantly acted by a wonderful ensemble.

Eva Green is criminally underrated as an actress. She is absolutely stunning on this show.

I’m going to be perfectly honest and admit that I haven’t watched an entire sox game since they last won the series. But I think I used up all my emotion in the 90's, and I threw a garbage can at a tv in the lounge of my college dorm when Aaron Boone went yard, so I’m pretty much spent.

GRONK SMASH:

LOL Fuck this loser.

I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.

Medeski Martin and Wood