If I drank every time the patriots lost I doubt I would have landed in AA.

I like Dispatch.

I'm broke.

My dick is small.

Joel Embiid?

“😤”

“Nailed" it

Jesus Balks.

I want this book so badly.

Good.

“A mop and a choice”

Vasisthasana thing that would drive me nuts.

This Is The Most Hyperbolic Byline Written By A Millenial.

YEAH BUT DURR MY PENIS HURR DURR

Hotline Cling.

Ben Coates and John Burke?

My white dick is furious.

Oh the Pats lost that game?

“Look at him go to town! No drip, nothin’!”