Yeah but did he die?????

“Next man up!”

What did Ryan Braun’s parents say to him when he acted up as a child?

Oklahoma City Blunder.

I’ll celebrate when he dies.

You said it yourself, the points are arbitrary. And therein lies the problem. I'm not a nutritionist but I've been a professional chef for 11 years, and I promise you that I could more successfully guide intrepid dieters than this dinosaur of a weight loss program.

You don’t recognize her? She was transcendent in Blu Crushe.

Big Clappi.

Yes.

it's Furiousa or bust for me.

I can’t wait to put these together and take them apart and put them together and take them apart and put them together and take them apart and put them together and take the-

Yeah but how did Jezebel find my sex diary?

Sisyphus: “🙄🙄🙄”

Obviously it stands for Total Loss Of Perspective, which describes Kanye perfectly.

Yeah, it's hard to fit those four rings up my ass.

Addiction is as much a mental illness as it is a physical one, though I agree with you that he needs a serious wake up call.

Exactly. Only you can save yourself. So much easier said than done.

This is Ethel from Donnington.

This is just sad now. I’m sure there will be plenty of very clever comments, as I visit Deadspin for many reasons including the brilliantly acerbic wit of my fellow users. But this is now just darkness. I have in the past and continue to battle substance abuse, but never in my life have I ever struck another person.…