Sad!
Soon he’ll only be mooching for a sofa to sleep on.
Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.
Anytime an adult uses the word “haters” to defend themselves, I automatically assume they are in the wrong. It’s a bullshit word used by bullshitters.
C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.
Kenny Lofton is still playing.
I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.
Yes. Down by the grassy knob creek.
BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER
The Woke Nanny . Episode 1.
I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...
It took me until my mid-40's to reach the Zero Fucks stage, and boy is it nice.
I’m a Dad and I Don’t Give A Shit
“Not giving a shit” is the first step to being a good dad. More moms need to heed this advice as they tend to give a shit what other moms think.
I am not a parent, but I recently discovered the joys, as a lady, of humongous beach hats. I look like I’m 80 years old in the 1950s, but I don’t care. My face and shoulders haven’t been burned since I invested $15 at Nordstrom Rack into this giant fucking hat. It’s amazing.
Roofie Skittles. Give you cavities while someone gets your cavities.
Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.