I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

Does anyone else think he writes everything in the form of an autograph? Weird.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

“There’s only one Mother!!!”

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

“I really am amazed that a judge sitting in some so-called state that is barely in the country, just hanging onto the edge of the country like a piece of lint on a sweater can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power.” -…

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

It’s hard to be certain, without being able to see if his shirt and collar are different colors. However, I’m still fairly sure that’s him.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

While most individual campaigns might not be successful in raising money, they all reach at least a few people, and thereby help to normalize the idea that basic needs–food, shelter, health care, education–are the kind of things that can and should be met by begging online.

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

You guys remember all those heavily armed leftists walking around with their AR 15 penis-extenders and ‘don’t tread on me’ flags for the last 8 years?

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.