If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

I think there is a qualified difference between the attack yesterday, and the missile/drone/special forces strikes that have been going on for lord knows how long. Those previous strikes were targeted at non-state actors, groups that were in a sovereign nation but were not “actual” members of that nation’s military…

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Putin already has.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

Well, when you put gold on everything, that shit adds weight, so you need to go to a larger plane to lift it all.

I imagine his big-ass 757 emblazoned with his name has a bunch of seats.

Which begs the question, how many days did it take to fit all her parts together?

Funny timing, because a new teaser just came out today (I think). Watch it today! Don’t wait a month. http://uproxx.com/tv/leftovers-season-3-teaser-end-is-near/

I like this show. They throw enough mystery stuff out there but never bog the show down in making it the focal point and I feel like the stuff you do wants answers to, they do answer.

You know that’s not real, right? That’s Anderson laughing from something on Ridiculist, not Kellyanne. No fake news, please.

There’s a reason Massachusetts is mentioned as rejecting raising the cap on charters: It has the best public schools in the nation.

do you need a safe space, snowflake?

Andy Puzder actually invented this chant, but it was undocumented.

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

if it smells like wet dog, yes

Irony alert: That was what the TPP was supposed to be the first step in. The trade deal prevents the shooting war.

One of my favorite responses to the absurdity of the situation: Now Is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7