“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

Yeah I’m sure the Pats regretted starting Brady in his first Super Bowl after he got injured in the AFC Championship game and they had their franchise QB healthy who they had just given the biggest NFL contract in history to.

“Introducing our 500 Foot measuring tape, made of the finest malleable silver, in a handsome chestnut case. Great for exact placement of our ultra rare southern Mongolian bamboo yard set, or in my case, proximity to elementary schools.”

Corny as it sounds, I always ask my kids after any game/test/competition/evaluation of any sort, win or lose, pass or fail, “Did you do the best you could?” They’ll say yes, and then I’ll say, “Then I couldn’t be prouder.” Then I give them a hug and a kiss and I tell them to never forget how much I love them. Then we…

People on the left are mostly afraid of things Trump has actually said, or things people Trump appears to be empowering by putting them into his administration have actually said.

Yeah it wasn’t as if Blount had been running like a man possessed and already had 3 TD or anything. Don’t get the playcall there at all.

Troops the flag my grandfather patriot disrespectful entitled this country United States football freedom black lives matter kneeling voting

Counterpoint:

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

You do have to have two vowels to have a diphthong. And the “i” in “wild” is two vowels. Try saying it really slowly - it’s actually the “a” in “father” and the “ee” in “see” squished together.

But the “two syllables” argument doesn’t just come from counting the diphthong as two syllables. It also comes from syllabic…

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

So THAT’S how they know to always show me on the RedTube® Champion Masturbator Cam™.

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

If praise were the only thing they showered at Penn State, this wouldn’t be an issue.

You know when you meet someone and you’re like “we should get together sometime!” But you don’t get any more specific than that, because you both know the score and that you won’t ever meet again and you were just being polite? This is not like that.