TOM BRADY IS NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST!  He’s a PLY-entologist.  No one denies this.

Here’s to evolving. Here’s to thinking critically about growing up and being taught that you can do whatever the fuck you want, and say whatever the fuck you want with little consequence.

I’d like to see Joe Buck go toe to toe with Jim Nantz to see who can pimp their respective (and terrible) FOX and CBS shows better.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

He forgot his t-shirt cannon, I see.

Nothing says standing up for America like burning thousands of dollars in NFL merchandise and singing The Star Spangled Banner with your fucking hats on.

Sean McDonough is one of my all-time favorite announcers across any sports, but...

Boston has been doing this for a while. It’s fantastic because it removes just a little of the social stigma of poverty surrounding young kids.

I was eating dinner out the other day at a pub, and looked up to see them proudly flying the Barstool Flag (something I did not know even existed). I was amazed that a large establishment would align themselves with such fratty drivel for no apparent reason.

Add in the Fantasy Football aspect and those corollaries are less subtle. Have you ever participated in an auction for human beings (albeit with fake money)? That is fucked up.

We are all made of stars, but some of us more so than others.

Using a Nazi death camp as a stage to dehumanize a group of people by referring to them as heathen animals is really an impressive routine of moral gymnastics.

2004-2015

The many many millions of dollars paid by local governments for police misconduct could fund pretty much every item on local wish-lists. Want tax cuts? New infrastructure? More funding for schools? That money would be freed up for productive good if we decided it wasn’t the cost of doing business with shitty…

That video made me laugh so hard I almost remembered what it was like to live in such a simple time, when horrifying GOP presidential candidates were entertainment and not our stark reality.

The dead raccoon was retrieved by Borch’s dad, who packed it into a Taste of the Wild dog food bag and handed it over to the Maine Warden Service.

My wife and I disagreed entirely on whether or not Nora actually went where she claims to have gone, but I think the point of the finale was that it doesn’t really matter.

The skin product lobby is actively trying to hide the fact that sunscreen is linked to being sweaty and uncomfortable.

I made a decidedly I’mADadAndIDon’tGiveAShit decision and started wearing an adult rash guard last year. Weird tan lines? I don’t give a shit! Look like a fat kid in a pool trying to hid his fat? I don’t give a shit!