Vampire sexiness came to prominence as a way for frustrated Victorians to openly think about and discuss sex. That was 120 years ago. Now we have Brazzers, a US President who grabs women by the p*$$y, and ritualistically transform Disney child actresses into nubile sexpots for sport.

When you’re looking to the NCAA to be the moral savior, you’ve already lost.

A good rule of thumb I use is whether a chef demands to be called “chef”. I’ll call them that, and if they say, “dude my name is ____” they’re probably just in it to make good food and serve people for a tiring but rewarding living. If they want to be called “chef” by everyone they’re a dick.

So sad to see another young promising player fall victim to The Yips...

Theirs is not to reason why, theirs is but to do what this guy and his buddies tell them to.

Just for reference here, the last time Congress used the Congressional Review Act to repeal a previous administration’s actions was in 2001, and even then, GW Bush vetoed it.

Can someone please tell him he doesn’t have to try so hard to be a social media influencer since he has a job making actual federal law?

Good to know that Godwin’s law has now expanded to include any and all political discussion even outside of hot internet takes.

Someone close to me has a fairly successful GoFundMe set up to help them with lost wages while they take care of a very sick child. I was happy to contribute, but couldn’t help but think of how private interests stepping in where the social safety net has disappeared is not a good thing.

Thank you for not letting this horrible story get buried by whatever uproar the latest Trump tweet causes. We are living in a time where a man walking into a school and murdering a woman and child in front of a class of third graders is normal enough to get bumped below the fold.

Bartiromo is just so shameless in this clip, giggling and fawning about launching missiles against a sovereign (albeit rogue) nation.

If he doesn’t own a golf course there he doesn’t really need to know the difference between the two.

140 character diplomacy is scary enough as it is without having to use 6 of them to reassure himself.

Insularity!

Dread and hoses.

A fair day’s rage for a fair day’s smirk.

Oh the steroid era was so FUN.

Stop sharing chicken buckets.

Great and timely piece. I keep getting invited to try exciting financial opportunities by some guy named Shep McAllister all the time.