Look, guys, all Paul did was go and pick up some take-out for the campaign team a few times. That borscht and caviar weren’t going to drive themselves to Trump Tower...

It’s like the time I cried and cried when I lost my job when a tape was released of me just playing along with some rapey guy on a bus.

It’s important to get publicity for these town halls “in absentia” because the it’s the only way to possibly embarrass representatives who are dodging their constituents. Then after that, there should be trips to congressional offices on Independence Ave. to wait and be ignored.

Trump also mentioned how “no one could have guessed waiting at a DMV would be boring” and “it was a surprise to find out that there are planes that have more than 8 seats.”

And she’d tell you that some things can look that beautiful at 45.

I agree. The Departure is really the show’s McGuffin and the fact that they don’t have lots of scenes in dark rooms with emo-types on computers explaining why it happened is just one of the reasons it’s so good.

And by the way, if I may add, that was a very “professional” blog entry. Very professional. Now sit down.

The President would, however, like you to set up a meeting with the Congressional Beard Caucus. They’re friends of yours, right Albert?

I’ve seen a few and they’re great, but.... They’re already the length of a movie as it is! They basically are movies. In fact, the reason I don’t watch more of them is that how the hell am I going to pencil in 90 minutes after kids are in bed, lunches, dishes, whatever dumb household thing that needs doing?

The obvious answer is for both world series teams to play a PRELIMINARY 3 game series to determine home field advantage. The home field advantage for the preliminary 3 games series is determined by a 3 inning exhibition, where home field is determined by a Rock Paper Scissors match between each team’s lowest WAR…

In the last two SEA/NE games “Cute” has a record of 0-2. I know Brady and Belichick love a sneak, but the correct call would have been Blount with two attempts in that series.

And is it correct that Comcast/Xfinity is NOT one of the providers they support? That is insane.

Said as if Barstool wasn’t a cesspool of racist mouth-breathers in the first place.

This Paul Simon-inspired menu item did better in focus groups than the previous “Me and Henny Penny down by the overcrowded laying cage” and “Still gravy mixed in all these gears.”

I don’t even need to watch the video to know, with certitude, that this is all due to Colin Kaepernick.

Oh snap, you’re right. But I still reserve my right to sound authoritative on the subject with a funny-sounding and rarely used word.

You’re right and Tim’s wrong. He’s counting a diphthong a syllable, which it isn’t.

Look, the important thing is that we can all rest easy now knowing those sordid pictures in old Facebook posts were all blown to bits on that rocket.

“For some reason it’s OK for Jim Nantz or Joe Buck or Cris Collinsworth or Jon Gruden to disagree with an official”

Is that Duncan Hunter, a.k.a the Vaping Congressman sitting shotgun?