You....you assholes aren't even trying anymore, are you?

I want a reality show called "Bill Bidwill Eats Every Single Dick" following Bill Bidwill's travels around the world in a dick-eating quest.

Brian "Bookmark" Hoyer, everybody!!

"Erick Figueroa is 13!"

Actually, this makes a LOT of sense. Among those who commit crimes, the idea of 'consequences' are something vague, undefined, and only 'possible', not inevitable. Harnessing the power of the beloved social/peer group, in the moment; continuing to express thoughts that are there to build empathy, to continue to…

Tattoo jokes aren't funny anymore, but then again, none of the commenters on Deadspin are funny, so I'm not sure what I was expecting.

Lorenzen is the only guy in the world who could make a guy either 6'5"/350 or 6'7"/375 look small.

"Jesus Christ! That bastard can't keep ANYTHING a secret!"—Bill Belichick

I've been in the middle of an existential crisis for almost 15 years now (I finally got wise to the idea that it probably wasn't just a 'phase', or a 'developmental stage'), and I just didn't think ennui was supposed to be so overwhelmingly fucking irritating.

Extremely well said. Thanks for sharing your insights. I also thought of his part in The Fisher King when he passed - I think that role seemed to almost be the opposite of his role in Garp.

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

Jason Statham is none of those things. Homefront was a solid meat-and-potatoes action movie. Neither is Terry Crews.

"What the hell happened to her?"—Bill Parcells

So, this whole movie/franchise is made of :

I suppose it's better than nothing, for Raj and The Gang to consider the possibility that they need some sort of tougher policies in place (Greg Hardy trembles at the thought). I just wish he'd have the cajones to come out and say something along the lines of "We blew it. We underestimated how seriously people took…

Where are the right-wing asshats who bray all day and night about Obammy and his LIBRULL MUZZLEM PUSSY FRIENDS coming to take all the civil liberties of gun-totin faux-badasses? If we want to know what a police state REALLY looks like, it's unfolding right in front of our eyes.

"Because black folks like football, right? And they like to (air quotes) 'keep it real', you know!"—Hannity fans

Jesus. Colman has all of the happiness and giddiness of a lobotomy victim. I've seen more joy at the beginning of a day-long seminar on day program policies and procedures.

But you're wrong. Johnny Football has the #1 selling football jersey. Therefore, JOHNNY FOOTBALL IS THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER WE ARE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT AND WE WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.

Before the internet, psychos like that were socially outcast because of their bad behavior. There's no way to do that on the 'net though, sadly enough.