Williams looks like the guy you argue prices with on a catalytic converter down at the U Pull It auto parts place...

"Damn, man. You guys are laying it on a bt thick, aren't you? Let up a little!"—Biff Tannen

People don't understand the kind of amazing, ballsy, deconstructive stuff Albert Brooks was doing literally decades ahead of the alt-comics, or even guys like Penn and Teller. Brooks is a genius. There's not a single person in that studio audience who has any idea what the hell is going on up there (despite the…

"Haha! That joke NEVAH gets old! Sieg Hank!"—tweet from user "Adolf"

Yeah, that's pretty damn awesome. I mean, this is one of the reasons I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid—screaming away from Earth at damn near impossible speeds...seeing SPACE, and the Earth from above....dammit, why'd there have to be so much damn science involved in being an astronaut?!?

I like how the kid behind 18 dropped his hands, kind of like "Shit. He's really doing it. We are NEVER going to get out of this fucking line."

Holy shit. I think I'd donate to charity to AVOID hearing him read.

IT'S UVB-76!!

Since this is a Frank Miller movie in the first place I feel like I can get really shallow here for a minute and still be less of an asshole than the source material so here goes: I do not find Eva Green attractive. There, I said it.

"I'm at a very good place," Vick says. "Very relaxed. Things are more laid back right now as far as football, and off the field. No stress, no pressure. Even though, when you play football, there is always some sort of pressure. But at this stage of my career, I'm just trying to refresh and regroup and see where it…

Lorenzo Neal was fucking great though.

Details aside, the idea that the FIRST reaction these women had was self-doubt, trying to figure out what THEY did wrong, or what THEY did to deserve this is the entire sad proof of the entrenched nature of the 'rape culture'. The culture exists, and strengthens, based on that cornerstone requirement: the victims…

Torre speaks to an essential truth of so many conditions that I've run across in my career—a flawed belief that they aren't 'normal', or 'okay', and that they're the only ones who feel or think that way. It's frustrating, because it's so heartbreaking. The key is to get them to open up in the first place, so that…

I used to really love me some Jell-O, but I could never make it without that gross, unedible layer of.....crust, maybe? That chewy part, which should never be associated with a rubbery concoction such as this. So I treated it much like I treat most of my interpersonal relationships—I got rid of the entire fucking…

Amazing the GAU-8 gets close to that with a round the size of a coke bottle.

So, all of these people are, essentially, paying for murder, then. Got it.

Notre Dame seems like a school that rides a magic carpet of history, glossed up with a thin film of memory. Sure, they were once a shining example of good, midwestern values paired with strong young men, with hearts and minds of pure strength and values and strength!

That mullet is so majestic, Cochran doesn't wear it. The Mullet wears Cochran.

Sadly, this is one of his better, easier-to-comprehend tweets.

it's absolutely the kinja thing. up until like last week, every fucking POS comment got posted immediately to the world. Back in the good old days, you had to EARN your way into unmoderated comments by posting throughtful, nondickish comments. One would think that this would cause the filtering to skew, and sometimes…