It's like I said back when the article was first published—Brooks is just naturally funny. He doesn't even have to try, because the way he looks at the world lends itself to humor. Since there's no set up, it's hard to see his 'jokes', but that only makes them better.

Williams looks like the guy you argue prices with on a catalytic converter down at the U Pull It auto parts place...

"Damn, man. You guys are laying it on a bt thick, aren't you? Let up a little!"—Biff Tannen

Yeah, I know; I was just giving Cash some grief! Plus, I know he and his gang have to look inept, to give the games a storyline. But still....dammit, man!

"Dammit! I got big fucking honey on Krumm, and she's herpaderping her way all OVER this fuckin' court! I gotta do something, fast!"—the bee

Controlling something that big, that fast, with such precision....all while your body is giving you every sign it possibly can that what you're doing is incredibly stupid, and you should stop immediately before you do something crazy and hurt yourself or somebody else?

In an effort to curb the leaks, the government released a short-lived collection of posters that cut through the cute rhymes and cool sayings, in favor of bland, direct appeals. Such as:

Okay, not bad, though Scorsese doesn't really do 'horror' so much. Besides, with all the freakin' reboots and 'expansion of the movie!' shows, why can't they develop original ideas?? Or hell, if they can't break away from the 'creepy old psych hospital' trope, why not develop a new, original story on some of the MK…

With AA's track record, I can't even see it as all that "serious" of a house! But here's the thing:

My favorite part of Cash and His Crew are the fact that they're given all this firepower and armor, and have the skill set that would make a Mall Cop look at them with distaste.

"Haha! That joke NEVAH gets old! Sieg Hank!"—tweet from user "Adolf"

I guess I should remind myself that it could've been a lot worse for me. I got a brain that is much better with words than it is with numbers (and it ain't so good with words, neither). Still, it would've been nice to be able to at least BEGIN to understand the science needed to become an astronaut....

Yeah, that's pretty damn awesome. I mean, this is one of the reasons I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid—screaming away from Earth at damn near impossible speeds...seeing SPACE, and the Earth from above....dammit, why'd there have to be so much damn science involved in being an astronaut?!?

Either it's "It's sehhxxy, sehhxxy making-love-to-you time!", or "if I could just puke, I'd feel so much bet....oh, man...here it comes.....here it comes!"....

Holy shit, that looks awesome!! I'd watch Shannon in damn near anything (except a comedy, now that I think about it....doesn't seem to have that lighthearted way about him. General Zod? Just not that funny, really.), and Hoult is one hell of a good, young actor.

The Endor poster reminds me of the essay written a while back, about how the destruction of the Death Star II would result in the genocide of the Ewoks.

I like how the kid behind 18 dropped his hands, kind of like "Shit. He's really doing it. We are NEVER going to get out of this fucking line."

As horrific as this is, it's a small-scale model of what could be reasonably be expected if it happened practically anywhere else on Earth, and the key is right there in his sentence:

Holy shit. I think I'd donate to charity to AVOID hearing him read.

The WAY-over-the-fucking-top nature of Seahawks fandom must be some overcompensation for the weather; a way of finding some sunshine in an eternal monsoon.