It's like I said back when the article was first published—Brooks is just naturally funny. He doesn't even have to try, because the way he looks at the world lends itself to humor. Since there's no set up, it's hard to see his 'jokes', but that only makes them better.

Williams looks like the guy you argue prices with on a catalytic converter down at the U Pull It auto parts place...

"Damn, man. You guys are laying it on a bt thick, aren't you? Let up a little!"—Biff Tannen

"Dammit! I got big fucking honey on Krumm, and she's herpaderping her way all OVER this fuckin' court! I gotta do something, fast!"—the bee

"Haha! That joke NEVAH gets old! Sieg Hank!"—tweet from user "Adolf"

Yeah, that's pretty damn awesome. I mean, this is one of the reasons I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid—screaming away from Earth at damn near impossible speeds...seeing SPACE, and the Earth from above....dammit, why'd there have to be so much damn science involved in being an astronaut?!?

I like how the kid behind 18 dropped his hands, kind of like "Shit. He's really doing it. We are NEVER going to get out of this fucking line."

Holy shit. I think I'd donate to charity to AVOID hearing him read.

The WAY-over-the-fucking-top nature of Seahawks fandom must be some overcompensation for the weather; a way of finding some sunshine in an eternal monsoon.

The A-10: only plane ever built AROUND the gun. They invented that mad bastard, then had to figure out a way to get it in the air!

IT'S UVB-76!!

For socially-acceptable groups, yes. For everybody else, nah. A good ol' sidearm will do just fine, thanks!

Some sportswriters back then seemed to have had the vernacular of a slaveowner in the 19th century.

Why don't they just admit it was a fantastic run, and end the thing already? And this is coming from a fan who religiously recorded and watched every episode from Seasons 1-10. It's just kinda, y'know.....run it's course.

Seconded. (Thirded?)

"I'm at a very good place," Vick says. "Very relaxed. Things are more laid back right now as far as football, and off the field. No stress, no pressure. Even though, when you play football, there is always some sort of pressure. But at this stage of my career, I'm just trying to refresh and regroup and see where it…

Details aside, the idea that the FIRST reaction these women had was self-doubt, trying to figure out what THEY did wrong, or what THEY did to deserve this is the entire sad proof of the entrenched nature of the 'rape culture'. The culture exists, and strengthens, based on that cornerstone requirement: the victims…

Torre speaks to an essential truth of so many conditions that I've run across in my career—a flawed belief that they aren't 'normal', or 'okay', and that they're the only ones who feel or think that way. It's frustrating, because it's so heartbreaking. The key is to get them to open up in the first place, so that…

I used to really love me some Jell-O, but I could never make it without that gross, unedible layer of.....crust, maybe? That chewy part, which should never be associated with a rubbery concoction such as this. So I treated it much like I treat most of my interpersonal relationships—I got rid of the entire fucking…

So, all of these people are, essentially, paying for murder, then. Got it.