I'll hold my enthusiasm until he smashes the clock on the scoreboard.

"Let the cocaine-infused, disco-soundtracked swinging BEGIN!! HUZZAH!!"

The kicker is that back then, moviemaking, and movies in general, had balls. Risks were taken; characters were written to be wild, out-of-control, and frightening. Stories were bleak and depressing (one of my favorite genres, in fact, is the post-Watergate, government-conspiracy flicks, like The Parallax View, Three…

Playing with fire fighting equipment? NOT one of the "seven bolts" or screws or nails or whatever they are.

"Seems a bit harsh."—Ray Rice

Thank god that wasn't a Diamondbacks pitcher or else McCutchen would die tomorrow.

"The horseshoe emblem of the Colts shows seven nails or studs. Each one represents a quality we want in a player/leader for our team - smart, tough, dynamic, physical, character, integrity, and respect."

A-fucking-men. Look, I have a beautiful, wonderful daughter, and while I love her, and being her father, I'm still not absolutely in love with kids. That said, I'm a mature adult, which means I see something like a harried mother of a whiny kid, and I might smh as I walk off, mumbling to myself something along the…

On Monday, the Cincinnati Enquirer published a story about Robert and Deanna Castellini being arrested on domestic violence charges.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

So what's the elevator pitch these days from the department heads of journalism programs to entice students to actually pursue a career in journalism? I took 1-2 classes in college but they focused more on media and watchdogs than the actual technical side of the curriculum.

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

As a Pirates fan who watched the team dump Morneau in favor of the Davis/Sanchez platoon, only to watch him have a very nice, productive season for the Rockies, I wholeheartedly support the idea that Davis was supported based on something OTHER than his ability to hit baseballs effectively. Great guy, bad hitter.

FOUR hours?! What the fuck is the point of that?? If you're able to finish lunch, and tell someone "Yeah, we'll get some dinner, right after I finish with my sentence", the whole point of the exercise is lost.

Lee was asked, "But if you like the underdog so much, why not fall in love with the Pirates?", before he responded, "Fuck those losers. Charlie Brown thinks it's depressing to like those guys."

Boesch was just trying out a new way to get fans autographed bats.

Cunningham looked damn good in that uni.

This is a terrific movie. Kim Cattrall's character is a lot of fun, the villain is outstanding, and the stunt work stuff is a blast. And Kurt Russell is hilarious. I've owned this movie on VHS and DVD.