Are you sure its not a cocaine reference?

Don Cherry, 21st century Canadian pimp!

"Yeah, but dudes today play with pants where you can't see the stockings! It's, like, a LOT cooler!"—fans with no sense of history

I love Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry is president-for-life of the America in my soul. I think Chuck Berry is 10 times the writer that Springsteen is (and I would say that even if Springsteen really were the grease-monkey Dos Passos he's made out to be). But for my money there is no bigger groaner of a sports lyric than…

No, guys, I'm afraid you got it wrong—Walsh didn't recognize you because you're anonymous, unimportant, minor douchebags who aren't worth remembering, and your behavior pretty much proves that claim.

"Glory Days" is probably the second most misconstrued Springsteen song behind "Born in the USA". It isn't a song about the glory days it is more about the people that can't stop living in the past. That characters in that song are more pathetic than anything.

That line drives me nuts. So, so horrible. On par with Elijah Wood defending baseball in Green Street Hooligans by saying "The Red Sox have a guy that can throw 90 mph!"

Is it because he wrote that one song about the guy in the bar, who "could throw that speedball by you"? That's a sports reference, even if it's a pathetic sort of reference! That's a lot more manly than, say, that whole "Sailing" song, which is why sportswriters aren't that big of fans of Christopher Cross, I guess.…

"TL; DR"—many internet commenters

"It'll be an INVASION OF FUN at this year's Marcin Gortat Basketball Camp!!"

"We spare no expense."

"...especially as the flopsweating Pittsburgh Pirates seem to have been willing to discuss a variety of pretty good prospects."

Look, I'm no Gramatica of Grammar here, but "right in the pussy" seems like an unnecessary amount of detail that should've been lost in editing. I mean, there's the vagina, the mouth, and the back door (armpit = distant fourth), and the de facto use is usually assumed to be in the vagina. "Right in the mouth" is…

Chen and Ventura, the 'small market' of strip club patrons!

+1 for "horsecock" (please let that be the last time i say that)

Amazing. It's one of the first things I've ever seen that makes eating sound like a horrific fucking chore.

Thank God. Now I can relax and enjoy the games!

Oh wait....here's a review that wasn't included in the list of examples:

Is throwing it away in shame after the first use the same as cleaning?

Best use of a knight's helmet since "Knighty Knight Bugs"!