"Fuck you, Springsteen!"—J. Chestnut
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Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.
"God, if there was just a way I could show him how much I love him...how much playing with him means to me....sharing this moment......I know!"
Kinsler downplayed the wave after the game, telling reporters that he was "Just having a good time."
"....creating the greatest moment in Marlins history."
Jesus, guys, come on! I see you got left at the station when the Evolution Train pulled out. This shit is so blindingly rock-stupid, your own greasy hand would reject you. Why the hell would you think it would be anything remotely approximating 'clever'?
Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.
On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.
"He mentioned us!! That is SOOO freakin' cool! You know, I bet if we met, Barrett would like me. I bet we could hang out together, play football, talk about things....man, that would be so cool.....I bet we'd be best friends!"—Dan Snyder
A list truly deserving of a spot on Bleacher Report!!
Perfect landing spot for 'Melo? OKC. Westbrook is the PERFECT PG for him!
I tried so hard to be dramatic, only for it end in a muted *thump*.
So much sound and fury, signifying nothing....like dropping an unplugged mic in an empty auditorium.
Well, the bad news is that we've cheapened the college bowl season even further, with EPSN partnering with a sleazy type who got rich off people's weird fascination with tradable, digital numbers. The good news is, ah..............see, the good news is.......well, it's............it's................something…
Libertarianism is founded on three planks:
I'd like to vote for Lucroy, but I want to know his foreign policy stance before I do.
Not really, no. That wasn't anything near what I was going for. But thanks for the response.
"Man taking hit from football" is more like it.
This isn't nearly as good as "Man Getting Hit by Football".
Man tries to throw football containing heroin, marijuana, tobacco, and cell phones into a Michigan prison yard, throw comes up short. At least we know what Joey Harrington is up to these days.