Playing with fire fighting equipment? NOT one of the "seven bolts" or screws or nails or whatever they are.

"Seems a bit harsh."—Ray Rice

"She said something about 'anything I can say that'll keep you from punching me in the face' or something."

It was a sex game that got REALLY out of control.

"The horseshoe emblem of the Colts shows seven nails or studs. Each one represents a quality we want in a player/leader for our team - smart, tough, dynamic, physical, character, integrity, and respect."

A-fucking-men. Look, I have a beautiful, wonderful daughter, and while I love her, and being her father, I'm still not absolutely in love with kids. That said, I'm a mature adult, which means I see something like a harried mother of a whiny kid, and I might smh as I walk off, mumbling to myself something along the…

I don't see how "Journalism" as a college major can survive another decade, actually; or at least in it's present form. Someday, it'll have to evolve to handle some sort of 'Blogging' submajor or something along those lines. Newspapers survive, but only on life support; they don't have years left in them. Magazines…

As a Pirates fan who watched the team dump Morneau in favor of the Davis/Sanchez platoon, only to watch him have a very nice, productive season for the Rockies, I wholeheartedly support the idea that Davis was supported based on something OTHER than his ability to hit baseballs effectively. Great guy, bad hitter.

FOUR hours?! What the fuck is the point of that?? If you're able to finish lunch, and tell someone "Yeah, we'll get some dinner, right after I finish with my sentence", the whole point of the exercise is lost.

I got to the Parenting Party later, when I was 35, and when my daughter was born, I sincerely wanted to be a SAHD, but since my ex had maternity leave, it was decided to just go with that. As my daughter has grown older, and as my ex and I split custody (week on, week off), I've managed to keep my current postion…

Lee was asked, "But if you like the underdog so much, why not fall in love with the Pirates?", before he responded, "Fuck those losers. Charlie Brown thinks it's depressing to like those guys."

Boesch was just trying out a new way to get fans autographed bats.

Cunningham looked damn good in that uni.

Well, he does look like almost every beer-league softball pitcher....

And so, with the seemingly-innocuous (except for the building) explosion, the Nogapocalypse began.

"Dude, don't believe a word my brother says. He's been hung up ever since Jones forced Landry out."—Jesus

Assistant band director for 10 years, then became the boss, and they STILL have problems? Apparently Waters works at a pace that makes 'glacial' look like Bolt.

Almost exactly what was happening in that gross Jerry Jones pic! Except it was just her face. And was much more disgusting than this. And disturbing.

Definitely DNB, but it has to be pronounced almost exactly as you typed, but even, uh, rollier—dickNballs.

So, it's basically an average contract, then? Nothing near out of the ordinary for a starting NFL QB? I swear, Dalton could not possibly fall anywhere outside of the 'average' for damn near anything. If he went back to HS and played ball, he would somehow regress to the point where anybody would look and say "Eh,…