Perfect summary of the massive flaw with that movie. Shifting the narrative in such a fundamental way completely removed the movie from anything having to do with the book. In fact, the only thing the two share is the title.

Incorrect. These are NOT the images imagined by some anonymous architect. These are, in fact, very real photographs of the wonderous inventions from the glorious mind of the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, for he invented The Future and all the fantastic gifts it holds.

Is there ANY version of that story that does NOT hate children?

Nah. At worst, they could just flood our national inbox with ads for cheap Canadian Viagra, invitations to chat with hot women in our national area, or the new one, where "The Court" sends you an email titled "Failure To Apeeer"

Playing with fire fighting equipment? NOT one of the "seven bolts" or screws or nails or whatever they are.

"Seems a bit harsh."—Ray Rice

"She said something about 'anything I can say that'll keep you from punching me in the face' or something."

"BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY, YOU KNOW....BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO VACCINATIONS! JUST DOCUMENTARIES, IS ALL!"

See, that's what I was thinking. I read somewhere that The Flash's speed is measured in attoseconds, one of which is a quintillionth of a second. That's so impossibly fast that the man couldn't be beaten. He'd be invincible, because he could react to ANYbody's efforts almost while they're still thinking about them.…

I always assumed it was because of the constant clamoring for my attention, after a night of boozy, confident charming of those I encountered.

It was a sex game that got REALLY out of control.

"The horseshoe emblem of the Colts shows seven nails or studs. Each one represents a quality we want in a player/leader for our team - smart, tough, dynamic, physical, character, integrity, and respect."

Oh, for sure! In fact, the high schoolers get additional kudos for the quality of the production, and for putting the anti-vaxxers on their defensive asses!

A-fucking-men. Look, I have a beautiful, wonderful daughter, and while I love her, and being her father, I'm still not absolutely in love with kids. That said, I'm a mature adult, which means I see something like a harried mother of a whiny kid, and I might smh as I walk off, mumbling to myself something along the…

Hey, it's great work (especially for high schoolers!), but a group that TRULY believes in what they spew as 'truth' will stand tall against anybody with something to say about it. Supressing THIS? They must know they don't have one damn good leg between them to stand on.

Frankly, I found him to be one of the best parts of "Lincoln", even if it was a small part.

"I thought that guy's acting was pretty tame, actually. I could see him in my next Godfather movie—Godfather IV: The Curse of the Cannoli"—Pacino, in his more-recent years.

"Shut up, Tara C. Smith! You don't know NUTHIN'! I get all my news and scientifical-type information from my Facebook news feed and Empire News (only news source'n you can trust, right there!), and all them MexiMuslim Kids are bringin' all that Strombola or Emotila or whatever it is through the border!!"—dumbasses

The impressive quality of the high school production aside, if you're that threatened by a high school production, on some deep, subconcious level, you know what you're believing in is total bullshit.

I don't see how "Journalism" as a college major can survive another decade, actually; or at least in it's present form. Someday, it'll have to evolve to handle some sort of 'Blogging' submajor or something along those lines. Newspapers survive, but only on life support; they don't have years left in them. Magazines…