The man is living, breathing history, and when he dies, the game will never be the same.

"I'll drink to that!"—Eddie Sutton's ghost

Jesus, Gordon! The solution is simple—just meet with Raj, say you're 'weelie weelie sowwee', and bam! 16, cut down to 3! Sorry, but 3 is the lowest you'll get. After all, smokin' the chron is bad. I mean, 'worse than spousal abuse' bad.

Expecting Disney to put together a factual sports movie constructed completely by the actual story would be like expecting actual reality from a reality show. The entire Disney brand is built on that stupid 'when you wish upon a star' crap!

Come on, Dawkins! Don't overthink this as a way to have it fit into certain categories that applies a certain 'degree' to the issue, in some vain effort to appear like some sort of 'deep thinker'. Think of it this way—being forced against your will, through ANY means, to engage in ANY sexual activity that you do not…

"Needs more combover"—Donald Trump

Because that's what we need, is a way to make self-absorption easier and more efficient.

(sighs) I guess it'll have to do.....

Nobody applauded in 1971, when a little known 6th round draft pick sauntered into the offices at The Washington Post, determined to make history. But sure enough, in his second year, when the starter went down, young Bob Woodward stepped in, and never let go of the reins.

And after Bell saw Monroe's scouting report, he determined right then and there that he WOULD, by God, make the major leagues, because he was tired of everybody selling him short, saying he had no stuff, or he was too small or too weak or just 'not like that nice Maddux boy', and he'd be damned if he was gonna end up…

"No idea what you're talking about, lady."—Harvey Updyke

Maybe he was telling the truth, about the one beer. I tried Guinness Triple Stout once, and I'm pretty sure by the time I finished it, I would've blown at least a .15.

Sauerbrun, who was charged with driving under the influence, named as part of a steroid investigation, banned for four games for ephedra use (BONUS: longer suspension than Rice!), refused to place kick for the Panthers when Kasay was injured until he was reimbursed for fines he incurred when he was too fat, and who…

So, the woman met with representatives of the most powerful, multi-billion dollar sports league, and the top leadership of one of the key franchises in that league, with her husband, who is a key, very visible member of that franchise, and she was expected to speak freely? She spoke with people who have all this…

The backwards hat screams, " I'M TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE, FAG!". The actual content of his conversations says, "I have no talent, and make up for that with content that's supposed to be edgy, but instead comes off as sophmoric at best, 'something a 7th grader addled on NOS would scream' at worst."

Metta World Peace interprets 'control of his anger management issues' to mean 'taking his frustrations out on non NBA players'.

Qatar just has the appearance of a scratch-and-sniff sticker that smells like shit—takes very little effort to get an idea of how bad it really is.

Well, not "weird" so much as it is a way to put forth the charade that these are serious matters, taken seriously by serious people, when in reality it's two loud people talking loudly in an attempt to 'win' a contrived argument by speaking loud. ESPN cares about as much about serious discussion and/or debate about…

Frankly, the fact that there's so much effort to justify Rice's knocking the woman unconscious is terrifying to me.

Y'know, I'm pretty sure people would bray something about losing my mancard, or being a pussy or whatever, but after this fucking shit-circus, I'm just about completely done with the NFL. Oh, I've been done with ESPN for years, because they promote asshats screaming over each other as 'debate', and I didn't have to…