Another brilliant sociobiological move by our genes! The act of passing sperm on is so pleasurable, we're practically guaranteed to try it enough times to make up for the inherent riskiness of the actual birth.

I liked Alex English. After the movie, I found I liked him better as a basketball player.

On the Brewers? Dunno.

And if you had actual talent, Kirk, you'd actaully be worth listening to. So it's a wash.

"Fuck, I'm jealous! Dude's done it on nothing but actual talent!"—Ryan Braun

Kevin Durant and Justin Bieber star in the hilarious Adam Sandler remake of "Amazing Grace and Chuck"! Christmas, '15!

So, it's "Another Generic Woody Allen Movie" again? How (un)original!

To say they worked with him, maybe? Even though it's about 20 years past when that actually meant anything.

Iron Man 3 was a good, if flawed, flick, but he was astounding in it.

"But who will play Crane? Who could bring the necessary gravitas to believably turn from a man into a panther?"

Indeed, as that was pretty much exactly what I said when I saw it, even before I saw what the story was filed under.

I do believe that's the winner of the "Truest Internet Statement of All Time". Thank you for that.....

That answers that, then.

This is truly amazing, what they can do. I wonder, though, why they can't take the DVD offerings, which are much more expansive, and translate them to the streaming service. If it's a matter of storage space, it sounds like Netflix is working on that problem already. Why don't they just eliminate the DVD service…

"God, I love baseball"—Jack White

That's an awful disease. I wish him and his family well.

Despite the idea that LeBron is a commodity manufactured by Nike, the fact that he's managed his continuous stardom since he was in high school this well speaks to how smart he must actually be.

You mean to tell me (I didn't have the stomach to watch, well, ANY of it) that something was said that made Bayless look like the more-reasonable half?

Suffice to say, Modern Gender Studies is probably NOT on Clint's upcoming class schedule.

It appears to be made in a Tarantino-ish sort of vibe, with the quirky anti-hero types breaking all the rules yet somehow developing the abilities to cope with and defeat a powerful enemy, with a kickass, funky soundtrack to accompany the fun!