I can see the inherent difficulties making a career out of working for an entity that exists solely for the purposes of getting pageviews, so they can then turn around and claim how popular they are because they got 'x' amount of pageviews, and then sell the entity to a large, but outdated, powerhouse, because the…

If WW2 was the perfect storm of personalities, technology, and willpower, WW1 was the textbook case of the strategy/tactics not fitting the circumstances.

Pretty cool, though I still wish they'd expand I.M.P.S.

"Jesus, that is so hot..."—Sabean, during Yankee's Old Timers Day celebrations

"And just what the hell is all this?"—Dave Kingman

"...they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR CHOCOLATE!"

"You had me at 'Advisor'"—Casey Close

Sounds like the dude saw the popularity of Fifty Shades, and assumed well-spoken, articulate, educated men everywhere were given carte blanche to be overtly creepy.

Well, that's not very surprisingly, really, when you consider that it would cause Dungy to have to do some really hard thinking about how he views life, and not fall back on easy, tired cliches that sound good to producers, business leaders, and religious types who are desperate for sports heroes.

Exceptionally well done! Look, here's the thing: I tip well because the people that I'm tipping (a) probably would rather be doing something else than waiting on me, and (b) get paid fairly shitty wages, by and large. So, if I can help them out, I like to help out, because the difference between 20 and 25% might…

I mean, it was kind of funny. Not sure I found it as funny as the audience members did.

Only the Cubs could have a player make a spectacular play, and have it hurt them.

"You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.........when you're not on steroids, I mean."—Lou Brown

His use of a spreadsheet indicates there may be an excellent reason she's turned him down.

"See, because we're experts on THIS, we're experts on all that other stuff, too! We rest our case...get it?! Because it's a court? LOL!"—the Supreme Court

Well. Well, well. So now I have this to think about every single time I try to tie something for the rest of my life. Or until the dementia really settles in.

No, you're exactly right, of course; I didn't mean to imply disagreement. And to a certain extent, it's not surprising that the deep roots of the "Garsh! We sure is stupid, ain't we?" tree extend back that far. Maybe it's just that, with the immediacy and long reach of social networking, the internet as a whole,…

Perhaps not "turned" so much as "started taking pride in being", maybe?

It's the Palpatine Clause:

Derek Holland, author of "Beaned: Rampant Farts, Ruined Shorts And How Fart Bottle Roulette Got Big"