"We didn't come here to conduct one investigation, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven..."—House Republicans

haha! The best part was when the goat stumbled!

When reached for comment, Joe Flacco answered, "I like football."

"I could've hit him."—Michael Jordan

Why, he'll be a walking, talking towel rack!

That man needs some Viagra! It'll help him do stuff like pour water in a muscle car's radiator, or pull a horse trailer out of the mud or........something like that.

"You shut your fucking mouth, Rendon!"—Mark Parent

"We didn't necessarily get good grades in a regular, non-AP physics class and then go on to study Quantum Astronuclear Physics at Princeton or Yale, but we turned out just fine. We didn't flunk out of school. We weren't deadbeats, nor were we on pace to become deadbeats. We're good students at good universities."

"That's the one. That's definitely the one!"—Ernie

There's so much surprise to this sort of thing, and they mystery of why a civilian airliner was flying over a zone of active combat is so impossible to ignore, that the idea of conspiracy is very tantalizing. Of course, it's so ridiculously early, and a conspiracy is so hard to prove (or disprove), so any detailed…

Some of those folks wouldn't consider that much of an issue

I don't get it....I mean, why didn't they just ask all those folks that love to carry their rifles and shotguns to the local stores to just go out and blow them out of the sky? Or did they, and they just couldn't excuse themselves from manning the front lines of low, low, prices! at the local big box hardware store?

I'd like to see Lionel Hutz putz

Ernie Els, with his "Mantra For Outboard Motors" interpretive dance!

"...and did not want to slight anyone by singling out one individual."

"'I remember the Little League teams that come to the Stadium usually come and stand next to us. It means I've been doing it for a long time – a very long time. It's great to see guys that you run into when they're young. There's been plenty of players I've played against that have said I had an opportunity to met…

THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GREEK YOGURT COMES FROM!!

There's a perverse, bone-deep fascination with these things, it seems, because of the permanence of them, or the will, perhaps, to engage in this activity that is impossible to understand if you're not the one the messages were intended for. There's no overt point to them, and it can be years between 'broadcasts',…

Jesus, Drew. This was exceptional....I have a daugther who's almost 9. She's wickedly smart and has a gift for art that I can't even grasp, and in the next four to six weeks, she's going to be going to a local Magnet school that she tested in to. I don't press her to compete, or win, or dominate, or anything like…

I'm not sure the baseball world is ready for a Cardinal who disrespected the game like that.