THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GREEK YOGURT COMES FROM!!

Jesus, Drew. This was exceptional....I have a daugther who's almost 9. She's wickedly smart and has a gift for art that I can't even grasp, and in the next four to six weeks, she's going to be going to a local Magnet school that she tested in to. I don't press her to compete, or win, or dominate, or anything like…

I'm not sure the baseball world is ready for a Cardinal who disrespected the game like that.

"Next week, on 'Nash and Hassebrock'—the boys play the most dangerous game with an international terrorist, known only as Czar Nikolas. Saturday at 7, only on Spike!"

Caption: "And then the guy said, and I shit you not, 'You're goin' to jail, Haslem!"

"All hands on dick! Because I have an erection, you see. Touch my boner, is what I'm saying."—Gotze

Man, I know ALL about this. People photoshop pics with me all the friggin' time! Some people call it 'cropping' or 'cutting that half of the picture off' (back in the day), but I call it 'photoshopping'.

Steve Nash tried responding, but ended up on the Disabled List.

Police are stymied, trying to figure out who did it. When locals were asked for assistance, they noted, "We are all witnesses."

"Dude is gonna LOVE my 'money phone' routine!!"—Johnny Football

"I'm still available!"—Andrew Bynum

"That's my boy! Say, P, can I borrow some money?"-Cecil

"I'm not sure hw that will help anything, Mr. Monfort."—Ferguson.

NOT returning? Delonte West

"Hall of Fame pitcher Greg Maddux used to mosey up to rookies in the shower, engage them in conversation and, while pretending to listen to them talk, secretly pee down their legs."

We are all witnesses.....to the rediscovery that, hey, Cleveland has a basketball team!

Dammit! Fuck all, Kiszla! You can't write a take this hot without warning, or providing some complimentary sunglasses at least! The take was so hot, my eyes are damaged! IT BURNED MY FUCKING RETINAS OUT, FOR CHRISSAKES!

So he would be a lot like that guy I had in Baseball Stars 2? The shortstop with the maxed speed? I'd bunt with him every time, automatic hit, and since the CPU didn't understand the concept of throwing to the NEXT base and holding the ball, I'd end up with an inside the park homer on a bunt every single time. Oh,…

"Women have ALL the best pussies to crush, but that's about it, bros, right? High five? FUCK YEAH! #crushthatpussy #worldlax #broshighfivin"

When will we get the leaked audio of Bale reaming the hell out of that camel for being so unprofessional?