Uh-huh. Suuuuuuure.

Hopefully, good “Cats” reviews are rarer. I hope that movie bankrupts the studio who greenlit it, and all actors involved are permanently unemployable in the industry. 

I’ll never understand folks who modify a vehicle, then expect it to increase the vehicle’s value. It’s a 18 year old vehicle. I’m confident there are few people in San Francisco, California, looking for a modified, 18-year-old, gas-guzzling vehicle, let alone at this price point.

Crack pipe.

I haven’t seen one in person, so I don’t quite understand the love for this design. It’s not that great in pictures.

Among the least favorite is the Silverado door card. The handle is not in a natural spot, in my opinion. I remember climbing into a then-new, rented ‘98 model in the dark and hunting for the handle to get out. I had to turn on the dome light to find it. (This pic is just to underscore how truly awful it was.) 

Watching the neighbor’s daughter back that azz up sounds creepy.

Wasn’t it a dumpster fire created by corrupt leadership? 

I had the Z24 in mind when I wrote that. More basic Cavaliers... Nah. Those are more equal to the Tempaz.

Oh my goodness! This is CP territory even if today were 12/17/1989. The Tempaz was just terrible. The Cavalier, which was a class down and competed against the Escort, was a more compelling car.

It’s like Cadillac is unaware of how much people hated CUE. 

“This was an extremely expensive car when new”

Is that actual leather, or is it the synthetic stuff?

I’m guessing these will replace Q50s in rental fleets at National or Hertz.

I specifically said "ill-gotten gains". 

Did you read the part where Rob said it's got Z headlights?

Yeah, right. The guy meant $375. 

These things (i.e. comment sections) are basically open forums where people can share opinions. It’s not an obligation for you to respond to the commenter’s opinion, or even acknowledge it. Jumping in to suggest someone else’s comment is invalid would basically necessitate chiming in on all comments to agree or…

That does not indicate interest in the car. She (Elizabeth) gets credit for a click, but that’s fine. I want Jalopnik to continue to exist, and I have nothing against Elizabeth. So...good for her. The car is still boring. Like your trite comment.

Ok troll.