About $2,000 too high. CP

That’s not a Blazer.

I don't know who Cole is, but try folding the back seats down and see if he'll cooperate. 

Maybe I missed the joke.

Has Jalopnik done comparison articles in the past, or does it consider them for the future? I’d like to know Jalopnik’s take on how this compares to contemporaries from Toyota, Nissan, VW, Ford, Honda, etc.?

Chevy designers looking at the scene, seeing a new Silverado: “That looks good! Let’s get an image to our focus groups and plan our mid-cycle refresh around this.”

I wonder what it looks like to put a stick family on the back window. Maybe they're holding on for dear life, or wearing helmets... 

I laughed. It’s too much by $2,200. Even then, I’d try to negotiate down.

In flyover country cities like mine, it’s fancy Fords and Rams and Silverados/Sierras, or it’s run-of-the-mill luxury makes like the BMW/Mercedes/Range Rovers and Lexus/Acuras and such. There aren't many Italian brands, or Rolls/Bentleys.

Ram is like, “Hey! WE own the ‘ridiculously large font’ look!”

Agreed. If I wanted ubiquity, I'd just get the Cullinan.

I think this will still fall into the “mortals rarely see” category. Bentley sells the Bentayga and it’s still not all over the place. Its price determines that.

Excuse me... My Santa Fe is a wagon, not a hatchback.

If you say so.

Ah... The days when the performance model wore 13" wheels. That would not happen in a stock vehicle today. A Civic Type-R with 13" wheels? Bahahaha!

It wasn’t that rare for me, but I was in a very Toyota-friendly (and import-friendly, in general) market. I was also paying attention to cars back when this was new, so I could spot all sorts of makes/models then that most would dismiss as generic hatchbacks. To the average person, this was no different than an Omni…

$500-$600 too high because of the windshield, which I'd have to replace to be legal. It's also quite aged at 292K miles. 

Lexus doesn’t get much fanfare here. Predator, predator, predator, predator.... Sprinkle in a boring here & there, and you have the average Lexus article.

I would have expected to see a Mako Vette.

Your critiquing ability is lacking. Who’s talking about Kias, Porsches, or Yugos?! Do you know what a non sequitur is? You’re making some wild-assed assumptions, and you look dumb for it.